I Have A Story To Tell You That Will Make You Feel Better

After losing my Thanksgiving Turkey my friend of thirty-five years called and said, “I have a story to tell you that will make you feel better.”

I, of course, was ready to hear anything. I had just lost my turkey and my mother has Alzheimer’s. You do the math.

So she said: “A year ago, my sister-in-law asked me to occasionally check on her condo while she traveled on an extended work trip. She also said that I should take the Poinsettia left over from Christmas so it didn’t die while she was gone. That’s exactly what I did. I checked on the condo. Rescued the beautiful, blooming, red Poinsettia and brought it to my apartment where I diligently watered it for the four months my sister-in-law traveled. When she returned she called to thank me and said,

“Hey, I thought you were going to take my plant?”

I said, “I did, I’m looking right at it.”

“Well, I’m looking at a really dead poinsettia in the center of my kitchen table.”

My good and capable friend. My friend who runs a cardiology clinic and saves lives on a daily basis said to me…

“Apparently, I took the fake poinsettia not the live one and I watered that plant for four months and man,” she said to me over the phone, “It looks great.”

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After my lost Turkey story I heard other stories like this one from so many people. One friend went to the wrong funeral and stayed for the whole thing too embarrassed to leave.

Another had breast augmentation surgery but didn’t want anyone to know so she told friends that she was having back surgery. When their church got news, they set up a meal delivery tree. Night after night she received dinners celebrating her new perky breasts to afraid to turn them away. Bless them every one.

This isn’t misery loves company, it’s authenticity. It’s admitting that we aren’t perfect and that perfection is not nearly as much fun, or interesting as telling the truth.

These people are my friends because they make mistakes, admit to them and then laugh. I want these people in my life because if I can tell them about losing my turkey without judgment I can tell them other things as well.

I can tell them when I’m feeling depressed or that I’m afraid. I can tell them when I feel lost or lonely. I can tell them about my humanity and they will follow-up, not with admonishment or fixes but with love.

I feel this way about you; you who get my email and it makes me feel better when I’m feeling not so good.

Thank you.

Thank you for listening and reaching out.

Thank you for being my humans.




  1. Nancy Maleki on January 25, 2017 at 12:17 am

    If you lived in Michigan, I’m sure we’d be friends!

  2. Kathleen Bylsma on January 25, 2017 at 12:21 am

    Thank you for this. Absolutely spot on re freindship, whether close or at a remove. We’re in this together so let’s make the best of it!

  3. brenda on January 25, 2017 at 1:48 am

    My Mom fed her fake orchid ice cubes weekly after bringing to the store my brother bought it for her from to get instructions and she found out was a fake orchid when she brought it back a second time to ask for further instructions after she saw that it wasn’t growing. She was very worried my brother was not going to be happy with her.

  4. Patti Phillips on January 25, 2017 at 1:54 am

    Not just LOL funny. Snorting, glad-I-wasn’t-drinking-coffee-at-the-time funny. Me, oh, my, Ann. Thanks for making my stinky day come to a slam-bang great end. 🙂

  5. Susan Chabot on January 25, 2017 at 2:46 am

    Oh, my word, Ann!! I LOVED that story….thank you sooooo much for such wonderful, inspiring words! How honored I am to be one of your lifelong friends! You make me laugh and smile….and it’s been a bit difficult to do that these days! I CHERISH YOU!! Love you, Ann!!!!xoxo

  6. Eileen Goudge on January 25, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Wise words, Ann. And ones to heed.

  7. Mary-Lynette on January 25, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Thanks for inviting us to be real. Not always easy in our world.

  8. Sue Gromis on January 26, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Oh, Ann, this made my day!! Remind me if I ever need you to watch my pets…JUST KIDDING!!!

  9. Ron Hatfield on February 2, 2017 at 1:42 am

    I met you at a writer’s institute in Madison 3 years ago or maybe it was 2 or even 4. Time has a way of slipping away from us. It was a wonderful experience! I do enjoy reading your email notes they generally always pick me up and remind me that life is great enjoy it.

  10. Brenda Ploegstra on November 13, 2020 at 3:08 am

    I just started reading your stories and I just want to tell you what a great person you are. Recovering slowly from Covid 19 and bemoaning all the time I have lost I suddenly read that you lost a turkey. How sad! I think that tops my lost time. Really brightened my day! Thanks for the smile.

    • Ann Garvin on November 30, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      I’m so glad found your way to me! I’m so sorry you got Covid. My daughter did and the recovery has been so slow. It’s so hard to lose time to recovery but so necessary. I was just talking about losing my turkey last night!! So funny
      Thanks for writing!!

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